Hello, future supporters! Welcome to my world!
The cyber-hindquarters of the Ubu 2000 Campaign.

Well, its been a good fight ... I mean, we tried ... like all the other campaigns out there we did our best to bribe, rig, corrupt, destroy, ice, seduce and attempt to win that damned election. But, apparently it wasn't in the cards for 'ol Ubu!!! At least not this year anyway. But don't you worry--One little loss won't stop ME!!

I'll be back in 2004 and you better watch out! Cause crime and obscenity and prejudice and old fashioned family values have a new friend in the political machine! And I'm gonna do my damnedest to ensure their continued growth and success in the political landscape!

But I can't do it alone. I and all my other money grubbing, election-stealing, morally deranged cohorts in "crime" need your help ... need you to take to the streets (or at least your computers, or even just your couches) and start fixin' up this city, this state, this country, this continent, this hemisphere, this world, this solar system, this universe. Cause it's up to us to judge and fix the rest of existence.

And the first thing you can do to help in this universal improvement is do a little readin', a little learnin'. Step inside this Ubu-walls and get a little education! Learn about my plans for homosexual boyscouts; evolution teachers; Wendy's Dave and all those under-served, under-educaded losers.

So come on in and look around.  Learn a bit about myself and that twisted play that all about yours truly!!! Good, bad, weird, mad ... what you'll see is me, straight up!

Pa Ubu
Your Next King!