U b u - N e e d s - Y o u r - H e l p !
With all the big and soft money filling the pockets of Ubu's opponents he's gotten jealous and needs you to take action and help . . .
S p r e a d - t h e - U b u - W o r d !
2. Wear your "I support Ubu" button to church, orgies and the mall.
3. Start an "I support Ubu" chat room.
4. Spray paint Ubu's likeness on any house of worship.
5. Take out a billboard in Times Square.
6. Volunteer at a day care center and teach the kids Ubu's name as part of a song which will later be sung ad naseum throughout households citywide.
7. Send the Ubu logo across the sky, just like the Bat signal.
8. Tattoo Ubu on your ass and moon your parents.
9. Create an Ubu virus to send through corporate offices.
10. Play the Ubu anagram game and come u p with words like "Uub" and "Buu" (Just examples, make your own).
11. Consider volunteering for tattooing, branding and/or ritual scarring-The Friends of Ubu will pay $500.00 per square of skin devoted to Ubu ads in these forms.
12. Don't be afraid to offend in Ubu's name.
13. Sport Pa Ubu panties and brassieres.
14. Hijack a radio station and broadcast Ubu's speeches all the time.
15. Have sex with Ubu. This is great for morale.