Welcome to my official campaign website. I'm so glad that the information superhighway has reached all over America in the past few months. That way I can bring my message of reform to everyone with a personal computer. My campaign strategists tell me these computers have become quite a big thing. The internet affords us all a new kind of freedom of expression. For example, do we buy books from amazon.com or barns&noble.com? Do we use Yahoo! or ... one of those other search engines to find the best shopping deals. And where else but on eBay can you buy things directly from that jolly old soul Rosie O'Donnell. Yes, the hundreds of sites on the web mean a new era for you, the American People.

And for me, Pa Ubu... your candidate for King!

I'm not running under any party. I'm not courting any big money donors. No, my message is to the American people. People like all you computer dorks out there. So whether you're an online Trekkie or a cyber-stoner like Steve Jobs my message is for YOU!

I think I've heard enough about this voting thing. I mean, did our forefathers--those right thinkin', lily white, landownin', slave-sleepin', God fearin' bastards really mean to give the ignorant masses the authority to choose their leaders. I think not. (more)

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In response to rumors that he was seen propositioning drag queens at wigstock this year, candidate Ubu squeaked: "Those were guys?????" (more)

When asked which team he prefers in the Subway Series, Ubu seemed perplexed. "Well, I usually root for the home team--I just love watchin' those white uniforms get all dirty." (more)

* Through November 18, 2000 *

* At Show World in NYC *