To some, she is simply Ma Ubu, devoted wife of the current political candidate, Pa Ubu. To others, she is Mother Ubu the longtime almost-saint for the nations's underprivileged and disenfranchised. For America, she stands as a shining example of the modern, political wife. Born in the small yet big-hearted town of Centennial, New Jersey, she was the middle of five daughters born to Elizabeth and Henry Farmer, a farmer. Times were tough for this scrappy brood, but they made it through with love, determination and good ol' U.S. ingenuity (Henry Farmer ran a moonshine still for years until he was run out of town for selling bad hooch that killed eight people and three sheep).

Ma Ubu was good in school and excelled in 4H, Girl Scouts and the Future Homemakers of America. She was accepted to State University where she majored in world languages with a focus on English and Broken English and minored in U.S. Politics. As fortune would have it, it was in a Public Policy course that she met her destiny, Pa Ubu. Even with the distraction of newfound love, Ma Ubu graduated Magna Cum Laude, due to her impressive oral skill with all of her professors.

After college, she worked for a year as a secretary until Pa Ubu officially began his political career when she resigned to become his "Right Hand Woman". Ever since, she has been by his side, campaigning for him and for the old-fashioned values she grew up with and wishes she hadn't taken for granted back then.

Tip # 18

"Individuality is overrated. In this rush to 'express yourself', people are getting stressed out. Wouldn't it just be easier to follow what your neighbors are doing and wearing?"


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